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Do you have a good (clean) fire related joke? do you want to share it with the world? send us an E-mail and we will list the joke. 4/2/2005 A solider and a cop and a firefighter die and go to heaven. Upon the arrivial of the three Saint Peter greets them at the Pearly Gates. He announces to the three of them that if they can count to 10 he will let them enter heaven. The solider goes up and starts to march Hut 1 2 3 4 Saint Peter says to him sorry son. The cop goes next and pulls out his service revolver and starts to load it with bullets 1 2 3 4 5 6 sorry son Saint Peter says. The firefighter is next and says 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 well done Saint Peter says and asks him is he can count higher "for sure" the firefighter says and says JACK QUEEN KING ACE.
FF/ Paramedic R. Gonzalez
Lehigh Acres Fire Dept.
A couple of firefighters were leaving the scene of fire when
firefighter 1 tells another, "hey, i saw a hottie flirting
with you."firefighter 2 says, "yeah, she was digging me. We
are going out friday night." Firefighter 1, "didnt you tell
her you were married?" Firefighter 2 replies, "no i figured.
My girlfriend doesnt even know so why should tell her."
Added 3/11/2005
A fireman is inside a burning building that is dangerously falling apart and could collapse at any moment when he omes accross a woman who is trapped he quickly throws her over his shoulder and remarks to the woman that she is the second pregnant woman he has saved this week, the woman says "but I'm not pregnant" to which the fireman replies "well your not bloody saved yet either are ya"
Daniel Harris
Australia
Added 8/14/2004
A fireman walks into a bar and waves the
bartender down. The fireman asks for a beer and offers to tell a joke
about policemen. the bartender replies in a cocky tone " look guy
...Im a retired cop, that guy shooting pool is a cop, and that guy 2
seats down from you is a cop. you still want to tell that joke?"
the fireman says " No, i dont want to have to repeat it 3
times..."
Alle Recor (dads joke)
ADDED 5/26/2004 There were three Big City Firefighters Fighting A Severe Fire Added 4/07/2004 How many paramedics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Added 3/08/2004 Why
is it so expensive to fight a fire in lower Manhattan ? Added 10/20/2003 Three
blondes were stuck on an island. A little fairy appeared and asked the
first blonde, if you had one wish, what would it be? The blonde said,
"i wish I was smart." Added 3/26/03
A security with two wooden
legs was on duty one night when factory caught alight.
The fire brigade saved the
factory but the securtiy guard got buned to the ground...
He was then arrested for
arson...the judge said he was guilty as he didn't have a leg to stand
on...
Added 11/10/02
A couple of Columbus Fire 2 house
firefighters are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to
the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled
back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the
emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “I think my
friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing
voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make
sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's
voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"
From www.firehousehumor.com
Added 10/11/02 A fire started on some grassland near a farm, the county fire department was called to put out the fire, the fire was more than the county FD could handle some one suggested a nearby volunteer bunch be called in, despite some doubt the volunteer guys could do it the call was placed The volunteers arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck they rumble straight towards the fire drove right into the middle of the flames and stopped! The firemen jumped out and frantically sprayed water in all directions soon they had snuffed out the center of the fire breaking it into two easily controlled parts. Watching all of this the farmer was so impressed with the volunteer bunch and so grateful they saved his land he hands them a check on the spot for 1,000 dollars. A local reporter asked the fire chief what he was gonna do with the money to which the chief replied "That ought to be obvious the first thing were gonna do is fix the brakes on our fire truck" ------------------------------------------------------ Q: why do truckies
open up roofs 7/15/02 The Following are from Brieana a
fire explorer from Minnesota. It
was late and a man was walking along, took out a cigarette. He
found no matches.. It was a few days after Christmas this little boy who got a fire engine for Christmas was playing while his mom was listened from the kitchen. He was acting like the old captain rolling up on a structure fire: " ALL RIGHT GUYS, GET YOUR %$#@ TOGETHER AND PUT THAT &^%#@! FIRE OUT NOW!!!". Hearing this upset his mother who came running into the room and sent him to the bedroom for 2 hours. Two hours later he came out of his room and resumed play (with his mom listening cautiously from the kitchen) " "All right guys let's mop it up." then he turned to the imaginary owner of the house and said, " If your *&$#@!% about the two hour delay talk to the old bat in the kitchen.
Q. What does CHAOS stand for? Q. How do you put out a fire?
8/03/01 (unknown) A woman frantically calls the fire department to report a fire in the neighborhood. The dispatcher asks, "How do we get there?" Confused she replies, "Don't you still have those little red fire trucks?" 7/2/01 A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire engine with lights flashing and a wailing siren at full blast zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat next to the driver of the fire engine was a Dalmatian. The children, never having seen a dog in a fire engine before, started to discuss what the dog might be for.
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